my favourite verse from the bible was the one about having to share photos on facebook to get into heaven
(Source: iguanatapthat, via hotandsour)
also my dad told me that one of my great great uncles or something sold his soul to the devil to never work again and he’d send his laundry in a basket down the river and it’d return to him completely washed and idk if i posted this already but i’m sure there’s more to that story than laundry but that’s still a sweet deal
sike that’s not a sweet deal
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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